Sack Lunch VHS

"So, do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?"

This is a handmade VHS replica box of Sack Lunch, the fictional movie within Seinfeld. This is the movie that is showing in theaters in the episode The English Patient (S08E17). Elaine sees its poster and is amused and intrigued by its delightful yet unclear premise. Her date, Blaine, doesn't share her interest and they end up seeing The English Patient to Elaine's dismay. Sack Lunch is also the in-flight movie at the end of the episode when Elaine has to fly to Tunisia, but unfortunately the plane is hijacked by Dominicans before it can play.

This box and the labels were handcrafted to be identical to a real life VHS release for an actual movie. The poster is identical to the one featured in the show. The box also includes tons of hidden references to the show. The description on the back, the credits, even the copyright warning, and more all tie back to Seinfeld jokes. Seinfeld may be on Netflix now, but you can only find this one here!

I should point out that this is for display purposes only. There is an actual tape with Sack Lunch labels inside the box. However, if you put the tape in a VCR and press play, you won't see a family inside a giant sack (you'll probably see the movie Cliffhanger or something). It's a cool piece of memorabilia to have on the shelf or give as a great Festivus gift to a fellow Seinfeld fan.

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is the movie really on there?
A: Nope. This is a replica for display purposes only. It's a cool piece of memorabilia to give to a fellow Seinfeld fan as a Festivus gift or just to have on the shelf for decoration. There is an actual tape with Rochelle Rochelle labels inside the box, but the movie isn't on there because it doesn't exist.

Q: So, what's actually on the tape?
A: It's a mystery! The tapes are all repurposed VHS, so there could be anything on there. It could be a copy of The English Patient, old informercials from 90's, or even home video someone recorded of themselves dancing poorly. You won't know until you pop it into a VCR.

Q: Do you ship to my country?
A: Yes! We offer shipping from Milan to Minsk...and the rest of the world too. For orders outside the US, I have tried to make it affordable as possible, but shipping is more cost effective with larger orders.

Q: How long does it take to ship?
A: Tapes are typically shipped within 2-3 days of placing your order. Shipping in the US is through UPS Ground and takes 1-5 business days to arrive. Shipping to Canada is UPS Standard and takes 3-7 days to arrive. Outside the US, delivery method and time varies considerably. You should receive an email with tracking information when your order is shipped.

Please contact if you have any other questions! I try to personally respond ASAP.

Are you a big Seinfeld fan? We also have VHS copies of the Rochelle Rochelle available to purchase.

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