Rochelle Rochelle VHS

"A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. It's a story about love. And life. And becoming a woman. Rochelle Rochelle."

Rochelle Rochelle

This is a handmade VHS replica box of Rochelle Rochelle, the fictional movie within Seinfeld. It's the movie that Jerry Seinfeld and the gang ends up at after getting split up at the theaters in The Movie (S04E14). It's the tape cassette that George Costanza rents from the video store and forgets to rewind in The Smelly Car (S04E21). It's the basis for the Broadway musical of the same name starring Bette Midler, that gets ruined when George slides into Midler during a baseball game in The Understudy (S06E24).

This box and the labels were handcrafted to be identical to a real life VHS release for an actual movie. The poster is identical to the one featured in the show. The box also includes tons of hidden references to the show. The description on the back, the credits, even the copyright warning, and more all tie back to Seinfeld jokes. It also has the "$2 rewind fee" sticker on it that ties into George having to pay a fee in The Smelly Car. Seinfeld may be on Netflix now, but you can only find this one here!

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is the movie really on there?
A: Nope. This is a replica for display purposes only. It's a cool piece of memorabilia to give to a fellow Seinfeld fan as a Festivus gift or just to have on the shelf for decoration. There is an actual tape with Rochelle Rochelle labels inside the box, but the movie isn't on there because it doesn't exist.

Q: So, what's actually on the tape?
A: It's a mystery! The tapes are all repurposed VHS, so there could be anything on there. It could be a copy of Child's Play 2, an instructional video about how to make your own sausages, or even home video someone recorded of themselves dancing poorly. You won't know until you pop it into a VCR.

Q: Do you ship to my country?
A: Yes! We offer shipping from Milan to Minsk...and the rest of the world too. For orders outside the US, I have tried to make it affordable as possible, but shipping is more cost effective with larger orders.

Q: How long does it take to ship?
A: Shipping is through USPS Priority Mail. Tapes are typically shipped within 2-3 days of placing your order. In the US, priority mail typically takes 1-3 business days to arrive. Outside the US, delivery time varies considerably. You should receive an email with tracking information when your order is shipped.

Q: Rochelle Rochelle. A lot of nudity in that, huh?
A: No, no, no. Just a tiny bit. It's not even frontal nudity. It's...sidal nudity. It's a foreign movie...a film is what it is actually.

Please contact if you have any other questions! I try to personally respond ASAP.

Are you a big Seinfeld fan? We also have VHS copies of the Sack Lunch available to purchase. Or perhaps you'd like this scented candle that inspired by Kramer's cologne idea. It makes it smell like you just came home from the beach!.

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