Angels with Filthy Souls VHS

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

Angels with Filthy Souls

This is a custom-made VHS replica box of Angels with Filthy Souls, the fictional movie within Home Alone. It's the movie that Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) watches when he has the house all to himself over Christmas break ("Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!"). Kevin later uses the audio from the tape to scare away a pizza delivery man and the Harry and Marv ("I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead!").

The box and labels were designed to be identical to a real life VHS release for an actual movie. The box is full of tons of references to Home Alone, from the actors to production logos and more. Look hard enough and you'll find references to Gus Polinski and the Kenosha Kickers, Little Nero's Pizza, and the South Bend Shovel Slayer. The tape itself has labels that are entirely screen-accurate to a shot of Home Alone where Kevin loads the tape into a VCR.

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is the movie really on there?
A: Nope. This is a replica for display purposes only. It's a cool piece of memorabilia to give to a fellow Home Alone fan as a Christmas gift or to have on the shelf during December for decoration. There is an actual tape with Angels with Filthy Souls labels inside the box, but the movie isn't on there because it doesn't exist.

Q: Wait, Angels with Filthy Souls isn't a real movie?
A: Unfortunately no. Lots of people seemed to assume it was, even Seth Rogen until a few years ago. There was a real movie from the 1930's called Angels with Dirty Faces that was the inspiration. This box design is actually modeled after the Warner Home Video release of that film.

Q: What's actually on the tape?
A: It's a mystery! The tapes are all repurposed VHS, so there could be anything on there. It could be a copy of Jingle All the Way, old episodes of Degrassi, or even just a home video recording of some kid's Christmas recital from the 90's. You won't know until you pop it into a VCR.

Q: What's the deal on shipping?
A: We offer shipping worldwide. For orders outside the US, I have tried to make it affordable as possible, but shipping is more cost effective with larger orders. Shipping is through USPS Priority Mail. Tapes are typically shipped within 2-3 days of placing your order. In the US, priority mail typically takes 1-3 business days to arrive. Outside the US, delivery time varies considerably. You should receive an email with tracking information when your order is shipped.

Q: No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?
A: You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

Please contact if you have any other questions! I try to personally respond ASAP.

If you're a 90's kid trying to track down movies you weren't sure were fake, we also have VHS copies of Shazaam, the Mandela Effect movie where Sinbad is a genie, available to purchase.

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